
A Dog Hair
A singular artifact from a moment of emotional recalibration.
A thread from a being who was, perhaps, too loud.
Who shed. Who barked. Who didn’t come when called.
And was still — eventually — forgiven.
This object is patient. You should be too.
This object is priced at exactly $196,589, the exact amount we spent out-of-pocket to build this brand. Purchasing it would bring us back to zero. It’s not about profit. It’s about balance.
Details
•Includes certificate of (emotional) authenticity Shipped in custom archival box • Delivered by hand, if within 50 miles of a remembered apology • Free shipping otherwise • Not eligible for return • Edition of 1 • Once it’s gone, it’s gone
Details
•Includes certificate of (emotional) authenticity Shipped in custom archival box • Delivered by hand, if within 50 miles of a remembered apology • Free shipping otherwise • Not eligible for return • Edition of 1 • Once it’s gone, it’s gone